SCENE 1
The judge is addressing the jurors, who look extremely flustered and irritable. The defendant is standing in the middle of the court looking rather pleased with himself.
JUDGE: I will ask that members of the jury politely tolerate the defendant’s incompetent buffoonery. He is allowed to waive legal counsel and represent himself, although I strongly advise against doing so in any future court appearances.
DEF: Incompetent buffoonery eh! You’re lucky I don’t have you thrown out of here for contempt of court.
JUDGE: Only I can do that and if you continue to test my patience I will have you thrown out of here.
DEF: Well I would like it noted that I would prefer my defending described as a valiant effort or well intentioned. Something along those lines.
The JUDGE throws his gavel at the defendant, hard, and strikes him in the head, causing the defendant to fall over, hitting his head on the corner of the table on the way down.
SCENE 2
There is a new judge. The former incompetent defendant is now incompetently prosecuting. The defendant is the former judge. The judge is defending assault charges.
The prosecutor calls members of the former jury of the previous trial as witnesses in the assault case. The court tapes/notes are submitted as evidence. The judge finds the judge guilty, but also orders that the pros/def never appear in court without professional legal representation.
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