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People may think nerds are meek and puny, but when they decide to take over the world they will surprise everyone with their astonishing wrist strength which results from years of internet porn and chronic masturbation. They will be superior strategically, owing to RPGs, and more technologically savvy than the rest of the populus. They have a great depth of knowledge in classical and modern weaponry, although lack of physical experience in weapon handling could be a hindrance. Nevertheless, it would be unwise to underestimate the nerds.